It reminds me of that old commercial where the kid is waiting for the ketchup to come out of the bottle. Yes, that was when ketchup was still in glass bottles. (Let me age myself!) It's what it feels like waiting for the new book I ordered to arrive via UPS. While my mailman is usually here by noon, my UPS man never gets here until 5:30 or later. Grrrr! I have ordered
The Harmony Guides: Basic Crochet Stitches: 250 Stitches to Crochet 
from Amazon and I am practically salivating in anticipation of receiving it.
In the meantime, I am working on a crochet Mary Jane while the dishwasher runs and the laundry is going. Pictures will follow when I am done.